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The person who ruined the internet with online ads/advertisements.
Person 1:¨Dude, to hell with these ads! who created them?¨
Person 2:¨ That would be Ethan Zuckerman, which he actually apologized for them.¨
Person 1: ¨Either way, fuck him for making this a thing!¨
Ethan King is a godly like creature, if you come across this being you have been blessed with aall the virtues life has to offer but with a price. He is commonly referred to as the 'Coochie Connoisseur', not to be mistaken with his counterpart the 'Coochie Man'. There is no limit to his greatness and his true abilities have yet to be uncovered, scientists commonly assort him with the word 'different'.
1. "I was gonna fuck this chick but thanks to the coochie connoisseur I didn't have to find out the hard way she stinks."
2. Guy 1: "All hail to the Coochie King!"
Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "Ethan King!"
Guy 2: "Oh."
A person who sucks at everything, even memes and breathing. He is deeply in love with Bree, and the ship name of the year is Breethan.
Ethan isn’t very smart but at least he isn’t as ugly as a troll. He may be stupid and wierd and a hopeless romantic but...
Wait, there is not buts
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Breethan For Life.
Ethan The Dweeb: a person who is terrible at everything.
Someone who says they love you then ghost you
“I blocked her on snap then broke up with her by saying I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I breaking up with you guess I’m pulling an ethan”
Me, I stab people and I will hate you for existing.
Ethan Patterson will find you and stab you.
Ethan ray !!!!what else can I say , you may also know him as Elvis Aaron Presley, the king of rock and roll ,a very influential man to his family and friends . They all try to be like him .
Person 1: woah is that Elvis ?
Person 2 : shhhh...his known as Ethan ray now .