Random
Source Code
Random
National Give Your Girl A Slap On The Ass Day!
A day where your boyfriend can slap your ass no matter what you're doing.
bf: february 3rd
gf:what?
bf: i get to slap your as all i want
2👍 1👎
“It’s national snow-bunny day on February 3rd
so I’m tryna slide”
3👍 1👎
If someone asks you are obligated to send a forehead picture
Hey it’s February 15th, let me have a look at your forehead lady
2👍 1👎
national pick me girl day punch a pick me girl in the face:)
i punch girls in the face o February 4
3👍 1👎
Anyone who is born on February 22 is a very kind hearted person and will litteritly die for you
Person 1: ahh I’m falling off a cliff
People born on February 22: I’ll die for you
2👍 1👎
National Worst Day of the year. This day sucks. This day is booty cheeks. If this is your birthday I'm sorry... SIKE this day sucks cause of you.
UGH it's February 22 damn no wonder I'm having such an ass day.
2👍 2👎