Platypus foot syndrome

When the sock you're wearing is so small or tight on your toes that it makes you feel as if you have webbed toes, like that of a platypus.

"These socks are so small, they're giving me Platypus Foot Syndrome.

61st Regiment of Foot

A group of absolute retards, sometimes confused as alt right. These dumbasses constantly get into fucked up situations and must scooby doo that shit out.

Join the 61st Regiment of Foot, the finest, most retarded Holdfast regiment out there.

Eat foot day

On January 18 it’s eat foot day!

Friend:hey
You:hehehehe it’s eat foot day
Friend:uh oh
You:nom nom nom

Phantom Clutch Foot

Ideomotor movement of the left foot and leg. Involuntary and unconscious stomping the left side of the drivers side floor when attempting to disengage a nonexistent clutch to stop a vehicle with automatic transmission just before applying the brakes. Drivers that operated manual transmissions in the past will describe the illusionary experience as phantom foot clutch.

On the roadway in front of Walmart they got that there center two-way left turn lane out front. Some idiot pull a bonehead move , turned right out of that lane in front of me. My phantom clutch foot kicked in. I hit the brakes, my left foot stomped the floor board looking for the clutch that ain't there. My right hand went for the stick shift that ain't there. Ended up grabbing Bob's pecker, tried to downshift to second. Now he wont stop following me around. Keeps making engine revving sounds grinning at me.

Swiss army foot

Reason for name given to Swiss feets. To have tools for toe nails, and sand paper heels.

Swiss feets has that Swiss army foot

semen footed booby

When you cover a lady's boob in cum and feet

bro i just gave polly a semen footed booby

one foot in the grave

To have "one foot in the grave" is to be close to death; depicting an elderly or sick person or animal close to death, or one with a life so pathetic that their life barely counts as living.

Carl lives alone, has no friends, and spends his days drinking till' he sleeps. You could say he's got one foot in the grave. // "Grandpa is 102 and has leukemia, I'm sorry to say it, but he's already got one foot in the grave."