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An expression signifying that you are in possession of some killer marijuana bud (kush, sour deisel etc.) on a Friday, and everything is going to be great because of that. Friday, generally being the end of the work week is a time to unwind and get ready for the weekend. What better way to unwind than with a big fat joint of some killer?
Guy #2: What up?
Guy #1: Pssh, killer on a Friday.
Guy #2: Oh word!?
Guy #1: Word son, lets twist one up and blaze on the way to the china buffet!
Guy #2: I fuckin' love killer on a Friday.
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"Hey man, wanna hop on Friday Night Bloxxin'?"
"Sure dude, just don't go too rough."
To have protected sex with your peanut butter jar.
John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "safe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?
The hottest new sports event on HBO that features boxing with all gay fighters.
I just got tickets to Friday Night Sissy Fights! Ryan Seacrest versus Lance Bass!
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A "ghetto black Friday sale" describes any home robbery that takes place in the days immediately following the Black Friday shopping extravaganza. It is assumed that homes are targeted during this time due to an increased chance of new electronics being present in the house, and a general interest by local burglars in sharing in the holiday shopping tradition.
Kevin : So there was a ghetto black Friday sale at my house yesterday.
Dave : You mean some black people broke into your house and stole your family's stuff?
Kevin : Pretty much.
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"Friday night funkin' is an amazing game!"
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Created by Jason Ellis its the best day of the week. its friday so you dont give a fuck about anything.
if you have a bad day on friday its because you gave a fuck.
jason ellis "its Who gives a fuck Friday and you can shove it up your ass"
rawdog "you want to take some calls?"
jason ellis "i dont give a fuck"
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