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a simple but dumb little frog who's socially awkward
Person: "Hey, pp frog joined the vc, bet they won't talk the entire time"
A curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed turn into a frog exactly 54 .75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.
Jim: ah man I got the curse of the frog
Norbert: what's the curse of the frog?
Jim: the curse of the frog is a curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed by the frog turn into a frog exactly 54.75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.
Norbert: nortbert.
Bender (from hit tv show Futurama): woah mama!
Jumping like a frog on all fours and landing with your penis in a hole, whether it be a butthole, vagina, etc..
Yaeer: I can Guyanese Frog Dance better than anyone here.
Angelo: No, I can. I guyanese frog danced into a guy and a girl at the same time
Man with long hair, pretty eyes, big lips and freckles.
Emotionally unavailable. Just passing through. Typically have hazel eyes and dark hair. Often times living a nomadic lifestyle. Welders & Musicians are often frog bois.
Will add you on tinder, make you fall in love, then leave you on read.
He was perfect, but he’s a frog boi. *cries*
I always fall for frog bois what is wrong with me?! *cries*
My red flag is falling for toad bois. *cries*
A toadboi is someone who knows they can make you fall in love with them, and you will stay in love with them forever, even if they jump away. *cries*
This is the official mascot for all the bisexual people out there 💖💙💜
Aaron: Hey guess what?!
Ian: OMG! what happened?
Aaron: You know how I came out as bi, I turned it that I became a bisexual frog!
Ian: EEK!!!!!!!!!
To celebrate someone’s persistent mediocrity.
To frame one’s frog is like, “Wow Jake! That’s a great drawing of a tree frog. You think it’s better than the identical tree frog you drew last year, and the year before, and the year before that? Ok! I’ll frame it and you post it to Facebook”.
A tattoo to show that you are the gayest of the gay and are dtf with any man you lock eyes with.
Did you see Alex’s new Puerto Rican frog tattoo? He looks zesty af now.