sticky goat

When a man inserts his penis into a man or women's ear after ejaculating and giving him or her the remaining sperm deposited into the ear.

Oh I love a good sticky goat straight after sex.

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GOAT SODA

G.O.A.T. S.O.D.A.
Greatest Of All Time / Standard Of Demonstrated Ability or Application; acronyms for Adjectival & Adverbial phrases that can be used separately or together to describe a 'person, team or group of skill or ability’ as well as a ‘product, tool, technique, or method’ to accomplish a task or purpose. Used in almost any context.

"This sandpaper is goat soda! -- This glue is goat soda! -- This player/team is goat soda! --- This fire starter is goat soda! -- This motor oil is goat soda...

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Goat Style

When your fucking a midget from the back and her pussy makes a “bahhhh” sound like a goat.

“Dude i fucked her goat style last night”
“Wow that sounds like a full send to me”

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billy goats

Extremely large attractive breasts.

Damn dude, Look at those billy goats! I just wanna suck em!

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Goat-Fuckers International

A better name for ISIS, IS, or whatever the hell they're calling themselves now.

Federal Officer: After a brief investigation, we have concluded that the moron whose suicide vest blew up before he left the house had connections with Goat-Fuckers International .

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Escape Goat

The lame, and probably fake excuse that someone comes up with to get the hell out of a relationship (or a relationshit).

Jack didn't know how to end his relationship with Carol, so he used the fact that they went to different schools as an Escape Goat

Matt - "Dude, you're finally single again?"
Richard - "Hell yea bro, I told Megan that I'm too busy at work and I couldn't handle the relationship."
Matt - "Nice Escape Goat!"

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Goat Cheese Omelette

Slang for marijuana.

"Ganja? The Devil's Lettuce? Sticky Icky? Daddy Boom-balatti? Turtle, Hot Snookum, Goat Cheese Omelette, Snoop's Bunion!" -Connie, the Hormone Monstress (Big Mouth, Netflix 2017)

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