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Happy Wednesday is the perfect day in the middle of the week where you find a random place to hang out and relax with friends and alcohol. Originated years ago at a cheeseburger restaurant where large amounts of alcohol were being consumed and when asked by the waitress "What's the occasion?" The whole table joined in and said "Happy Wednesday!" And so the random holiday was born.
Hey. Who's in for Happy Wednesday this week? Let's get some drinks!
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A great show by a guy on public access and youtube
Me: Did you see the happy show?
Other: Yea!
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A "Happy Deathday" is when a man or woman is made to down a dirty pint through a party funnel on the day of their birthday, usually to a chorus of their friends singing "Happy Deathday."
If the victim still hasn't finished by the time the song is over then their friends may count to the victims age (in seconds) while continuing to pour any non-toxic liquid they can find into the funnel.
Jordan: "The last thing I remember was not being able to finish my Happy Deathday in time, everything after that is a mystery."
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A state of bliss that can only be achieved by eating sushi.
That sushi was soooo good. I'm fish happy.
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When you wake your man up just long enough before sunrise to give him a little bit of ass and finish with just enough time to face Qibla and stay right with Allah.
"Bro, you looking tired as hell"
"Totally worth it, fam. Got up a little bit early if you know what I mean."
"Oh snap, son! She gave you the ol' Happy Ramadan?!"
"She's a keeper, bruh."
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A clean smelling, well groomed vagina.
I ate me some of that HAPPY FISH
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