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Those who spend their time shaving their facial hair in odd ways specifically for parties with themes you wouldn't know about. They tuck their non-Levi's jeans into their vintage cowboy boots and stop at random ranches to take pictures with their Canon Rebel. Often fans of Miike Snow, and spend their spare time making their own random songs on their iPhone.
Their diet mainly consists of taquitos and wine.
Typically found in Santa Ynez, California, or in caves far far away from civilization.
Wow, he's wearing turquoise colored boots and has a camera around his neck? Must be a cowboy hipster.
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An individual who makes it very well known he supports a football club after they achieve a certain feat or achievement. A Football Hipster will post heavily on social mediums to reinforce that they've been long term fans.
Borussia Dortmund were dark horse's in last years Champions League and when they reached the finals many Football hipsters jumped on there band wagon.
Dave: Did you see the Champions League last night? Dortmund did well to get that far.
Bill: Ive supported Dortmund my whole life, I believed in them all the way.
Dave: Shut the fuck up. Football Hipster.
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An individual who frequents the hipster scene but wears and promotes name/designer brands. Doesn't particularly enjoy thrifting but likes consignment stores for a good bargain on designer brands.
She is a Gucci Hipster.
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Hairstyle popular with male hipsters (or lesbians). The hair is short on the sides and long on the top resulting in a shaggy mound on the crown of the head (the puff).
Non-hipster: Your hair looks..."interesting"...have you had it cut?
Hipster: Yes, it's Hipster-puff.
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A hipster who is a fake friend of an individual who is not a hipster. S/he doesn't want a serious friendship, so if you have a hipster friend, sooner or later s/he will stab you in the back or let you down.
Person 1: That fucker! When I told him I need his help he suddenly disappeared. And now, when I meet him on the street he looks away.
Person 2: Nevermind, bro, he was just a hipster friend.
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"Golden Hipster" a Hipster that is well above the age of your parents laughing at something that you little half autistic brother wouldn't even find funny.
"I heard this was supposed to be funny but why are only these Golden Hipsters laughing?"
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Ukelele Hipsters are the coolest people you will ever meet. They are musicians who are also really cool. Basically if you want best friends for life, meet some ukelele hipsters.
Person 1: Look at those Ukelele Hipsters!
Person 2: I know... They will be you best friend.
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