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a grand father who has the horniest titties ever, some times the titties can be semi horny but only on certain holidays including christmas, easter and hanukkah
P1: what does your family like to do for hanukkah?
P2: well my grandpa gets horny titties 24/7 during hunakkah
P1: that's some horny grandpa titties
When you feel horny and masturbate but after failed attempts of climaxing it turns out you just weren’t in the mood
*person tries many times to climax while masturbating but they later find out they just weren’t in the mood*
Guy: I guess it was a false horny alarm
asher, the name means horny chicken little. they’re so horny, and look like chicken little, therefore ashers are horny chicken littles.
p1: “did you see asher the other day?”
p2: “ah yeah, horny chicken little man”
This is my favorite flavor of Bill Clinton ice cream.
YUM You Guys! Have some Horny Bubba Crunch!
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1. when one demands another to touch their private areas.
2. when one touches one's own private areas.
1. Jimmy, touch my horny!!
2. Michelle; 'Hey Manny, what are your plans for the evening'
Manny; 'oh well, i think im gonna sit in the corner and touch my horny'
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National horny day is on April 17th. On this day you can ask for any sexual favors.
Damn you heard today is national Horny Day. Imma finally ask Paige for them nudes.
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When ur really horny and u finger a girl with ur nose works best with a big nose
(he 1) last night i was giving her a horny eskimo kiss.
(he 2) o so is that y she loves u so much
(he 1) yea i am the bestest
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