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When you feel horny and masturbate but after failed attempts of climaxing it turns out you just weren’t in the mood
*person tries many times to climax while masturbating but they later find out they just weren’t in the mood*
Guy: I guess it was a false horny alarm
This is my favorite flavor of Bill Clinton ice cream.
YUM You Guys! Have some Horny Bubba Crunch!
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1. when one demands another to touch their private areas.
2. when one touches one's own private areas.
1. Jimmy, touch my horny!!
2. Michelle; 'Hey Manny, what are your plans for the evening'
Manny; 'oh well, i think im gonna sit in the corner and touch my horny'
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National horny day is on April 17th. On this day you can ask for any sexual favors.
Damn you heard today is national Horny Day. Imma finally ask Paige for them nudes.
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When ur really horny and u finger a girl with ur nose works best with a big nose
(he 1) last night i was giving her a horny eskimo kiss.
(he 2) o so is that y she loves u so much
(he 1) yea i am the bestest
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When you’re so fucking horny that you want to fuck your gf so hard in any position possible within 30 seconds.
Babe I’m so unbelievably fucking horny I could fuck you in missionary.
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April 17
I didn't catch on to horny day the first 2 times so I made this.
I forgot horny day existed until horny day 3
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