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A term used for almonds pureed in water. Usually described as almond milk because it's hard to say "nut juice" with a straight face.
Teacher: I prefer almond milk, or as I like to call it, "nut juice!"
Students: *snickering*
Teacher: Did I say something?
Jeff: Mr. Barnett, you're being such a faggot...
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When a male ejaculates in another person rectum and the excess exits the rectum.
Friend #1 "Dude you you came in her butt?"
Friend #2 "Ya, it was messy. It totally came back out. Kinda looked like Ass Milk"
Friend #1"HAHA, gross"
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The third monday of January that is the U.S. Federal Holiday for milk.
Milk day fell on 1/16/2012.
"what's MLK day? is it milk day? I think they forgot the "I" in milk #confused #????" - @AlexEbinger via twitter
"What is this MLK Day I'm reading about? Milk day?" - @Koji_Katsuragi via twitter
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When a female doesn't properly wipe her anus after pooping then during anal sex her male lover ejaculates sperm so far up her ass that when she shits it comes out in a milky chocolate color.
My girlfriend was extremely constipated after we were done chocolate milking and was screaming on the toilet when as she felt my semen slide out with her poop.
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Milk that is past the "use by" date printed on the container. It will smell bad, taste sour, and will begin to form large nasty chunks. If ingested, can cause many long hours of vomiting and diarrhea.
"Hey you didn't drink that expired milk in the fridge did you?!"
"That was expired! Ew, now I'm going to get sick!"
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To milk the taint you will need to insert your index finger deep inside a hot chick's cunt and your thumb deep inside her asshole. When insertion is complete, pinch finger and thumb together tightly and aggressively pull in and out.
getting some ass. taint milking
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reallly big juggs, boobs, meat balloons, melons, racks, tits, breasts, milk plants,
look at jennifer's milk monsters!
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