jew-in-law

A person thats not jewish but has jewish relatives therefore may share some jewish traits and/or mannerisms.

Man what a jew-in-law. You see him dive for that penny?

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Martial Law

Martial law is when the National Guard and/or Armed Forces are called upon by a Governor or President to restore order when the problem is too big for local law enforcement authorities.

If there is excessive violence and civil disorder in a certain place that the police are unable to cope with, the governor or president or mayor, may call for the national guard or army to quell the disturbances. The military usually declares a state of martial law. In this situation, a curfew is put in place, looters may be shot on sight if need be. Break the military law and you will be tried by a military court in most cases. This is a most extreme solution to an insurrection or revolution.

Martial law is not going to happen and it didn't even happen during Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans. I worked New Orleans during Katrina and Martial Law was never declared. Sometimes it is necessary but it's not a threat to the American people. Remember, police officers are tax paying citizens with families also. They are not robots and they can think for themselves. It's not going to happen.

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law school

Scattered across the nation, they are places where the evil, vicious, and stupid are kept away from decent society for a few years. Not to be confused with prison, though they both have the effect of releasing people in a more disturbed condition than they came in.

It's amazing how similar oral examinations in law school are to going before a parole board.

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Rus's Law

As an email or usenet thread discussing cars gets longer, the probability that it will eventually devolve into a debate over whether American, German, or Japanese cars are faster/more reliable/more stylish/generally better approaches 1.0.

Me: What kind of radiator should I get to cool my turbocharged miata?

You: Dude, miatas suck, don't buy that Japanese trash. Dodge Challenger FTW!

Me: Rus's Law, dude.

You: Damn.

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Ardith's Law

A law of forum behavior:

The intensity of observed responses in a thread is exponentially proportional to the number of posts about the subject which have already been made.

Nrokofy Peva posts a dozen tirades about the vast superiority of Mega Man fan fiction to Gilman Girls fan fiction. By the twelfth post, the responses have greatly increased in number, and the content of these posts becomes increasingly vitriolic. Primarily a consequence of asshat overload.

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brother-in-law

1. The dude who joined your family because your sister got

knocked up a month ago.
2. When you take it easy on another person because you know

them, esp. in sports

1. My sister got married and i cant stand my new brother-

in-law.

2. Dont be actin' like a brother-in-law when playin' football.

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Jude Law

SEXY MAMA!!

not only a great actor, but the sexiest man alive!

what more can you ask for?

movies include:
-the closer
-the aviator
-AI
-road to perdition
-cold mountain
-the holiday
-gattaca
-wilde
-slueth
ect ect ect

~2 oscar nominations~

*daughter reads tabloid on jude law cheating on sienna miller*

"I want to be his nanny someday!"

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