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When you're about to kiss someone, but instead you lick their lips.
Brian: That bitch totally gave me an Italian kiss!
Stewie: hello, vro ❤️
Eating out a girl (while she is eating any fish but salmon) and he eats a tuna sandwich afterwards.
I was eating her out while she was having a full tuna sandwich, as opposed to a Panera "Half-sandwich half soup" and that's what I call an Italian Christmas
1. Slang for a handgun (pistol or revolver). As in Italian gangsters are known to occasionally pistol whip an adversary.
2. A Beretta brand pistol. Italian made. See definition 1.
3. A rib steak with the rib attached on presentation, in an Italian restaurant.
1. I’m packing my Italian Tomahawk, just in case I need some heat.
3. I ordered the Italian Tomahawk, with a glass of Chianti.
When you go to an upscale restaurant in a major city with a strict dress code (the kind of place that lends out a jacket to the sap that forgot his at home) without a jacket, a ridiculously colored pair of pants, and an obnoxious bow tie or better yet in shorts, flip flops and no tie, either way with your sleeves rolled up. You then manage somehow to be seated against the establishment's policies. Shortly thereafter you are sung happy birthday in Italian by a portly employee. For additional fun, go to the bathroom all the way across the restaurant in your shorts, thereby giving everyone a second look at your audacity.
Guy 1: She didn't tell me the place would be so fancy. I was insanely underdressed.
Guy 2: So, what'd you do?
Guy 1: What any man would do. I went in there, met her dad and brother, and pulled The Italian Birthday.
Guy 2: How'd that turn out?
Guy 1: Oh they hate me, but it was funny as hell.
When you shove a pound of coffee beans in your anus, and shit spray them across 5 naked men in a truck stop bathroom.
We got bored on the road trip, so we stopped and tried an Italian Truckstop to spice up the trip.
so on the 17th of january the italian senate were holding a meeting about...i dunno, pizza or sum shit. Then, outta nowhere, a hacker made his way to the call and broadcasted porn of Tifa Lockheart from FFVII. it was awesome lol.
Guy one: "Bro did you hear about the Italian senate incident"
Guy two: "the one with tifa lockhart?"
Guy one: "yea"
Guy two: "yea that was funny as shit lol"
You coat your dick in Parmesan cheese then have your girl put Marinara sauce in her mouth then she sucks the life out of you.....
“Baby imma give you the Italian breadstick tonight”