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used to be the best boxer pound for pound, until he moved up to heavyweght and beat RUIZ and got hella cocky. then on his next bout, got his ass kicked by Tarver, but those damn judges ripped him off.
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A Disgusting Sexual Position, The Usually consists of both participants being covered in shit while "Double Penetrating"
"Last night was one serious serius jones, i dont think ill get the smell out for at least a week"
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The founder of the navy, not to be confused with the Led Zeppelin bassist.
John Paul Jones the navy guy is greater than the bassist John Paul Jones.
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A fat cunt with hardly any friends. His only friend gets bullied and once got put into a bin.
George Jones
Geoff that guys is such a George Jones, he is fat, lonely and will die alone.
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A crazy Boss who gambles the school's money and gives me head during faculty meetings
Stop being a Greedy Janice Jones
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The multi-talented "fourth member" of Led Zeppelin. Jones was mostly a bassist, but has played many stringed instruments and keyboards and has worked with dozens of bands.
Can be used to refer to any highly-talented individual who is forgotten among legendary peers.
"Who were the members of Led Zeppelin?"
"Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Bonham...fuck, I forgot the other guy..."
Earle Combs played next to Ruth and Gehrig for the Yankees of the '20s and '30s. He hit .325 in his career yet is forgotten by all but the most dedicated fans; he was the John Paul Jones of the team.
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