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SEXIEST MAN ALIVE WITH A BIG DICK.
Right when i met that guy last night i swear he was a jake carmi, cuz the second i saw him i got wet.
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-Doing something wrong and/or annoying that no one else would do
-Being a douchebag that no one likes
-Thinking you're cool/better than others/funny while you're really not
"God, he's seriously playing with a water bottle hanging from a string? He needs to stop pulling a Jake."
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This man is usually a guitarist, doesn't have much look with love but is a pretty cool guy. Can be mates with his cousin tho....
Jake lane is my Bandmate
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1. N. Term coined in Central Texas to describe when it is an acceptable time to call your dealer. Was originally used only to refer to "Jake", but is now acceptable to use when referring to any dealer. One may also feel free to substitute their dealer's name for "Jake".
See: Jake-O'clock, Drug-thirty, Drug-O'clock
Jessica: Is it after noon yet? You know you can't call 'til after noon.
Kevin: It's 12:15.
Jessica: Sounds like Jake-thirty to me!
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A FUCKING BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER AKA THE BOSS.....all the girls want to fuck the living shit out of his 10 foot long dick and all the guys hate because he can steal there fucking chicks and they know it.him and his best friend aj go around and run there fucking town with a iron fist just like Hitler did with Switzerland fucking Jews...his basketball playing buddy Keenan is pretty fucking annoying sometimes but is a good friend so that's all i will say about that. people say there's no such thing as lesbians just girls that haven't met Jake courage.
did you see that dude fucking the two blond exchange students at the party last night?
yeah that dude isnt half as cool as jake courage
yeah dumb bitch...
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