A bitchass cunt fucken faggot loser I hate his ass. Retarded cunt fuck who is dating a scum loser and his dad got his ass beat in the police force
Jordan Palmer is such a fucking faggot
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jordan carline is the best girl that can be a friend! She is my girl, my sista and much much more!
Boy: I wish I was jordan carline she is awesome
Me: well I wish i was her to! But the closest we can get is best friends we are so close we could be sistas!
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A menuver performed in either a real life basketball game or on a basketball video game that resembles something Michael Jordan would do in his prime.
Guy 1: Oh my gosh dont dunk on me!
Guy 2: (Jumps in the air and does a nasty dunk on Guy 1)
Guy 3: DAAAMMMN! Did you just see that Jordan-Shit?!!
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jordan moran is a self obsessed idiot, he is a little bit of a simp for milly bobby brown. he is very tiny. his instagram is akaz_satan drop a follow
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when someone has grown addicted to a person and becomes a puppy and has not talked to a certain person for a short amount of time. In the victims mind though, since he/she is in jordan-shock, this short amount of time seems endless to her. This originated from maria&jordan on the tv show SOME DO, when jordan gets a job and therefore is unable to talk to Maria as much as he used to.
A: Hey, why does she keep checking her buddy list?
B: Oh, she's in jordan-shock.
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Going off in basketball when their are some baddies watching
Mike: Yo dude you played crazy all those girls were watching
Joe: Yeah mustβve been the jordan poole effect
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Performing or doing better in something, when there are hot women watching.
Homie: βwow you played so good last nightβ
Me:βyeah, there were some baddies in the stands.. mustβve been the Jordan Poole Effect..β
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