A band from Southern California that not many people know about. If you asked 100 peopel maybe 2 would know. They sing about the important things in life:drugs, sex, girls, and the legalization of weed. They send a very postive attitude out to their listeners. Since 1998 they have put out 13 cds and they always have more stuff coming.
Kottonmouth Kings Lyrics:
"4-2-0"
βwe got all typesββ At 4-2-0 yeah our clocks is always altered- βwe talking poundsβ These
anti-heroβs are just here to serve you proper βRoll that shit upβ So leave those blessings right
up here upon the alter βpass it aroundβ at 4-2-0 everybodyβs burning Ganjaβ
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The gay porno version of Peter Jacksons 'King Kong'.
King Schlong is expected to be a great hit within the homosexual community!
Husband: We should see King Schlong I hear it's supposed to be very good
Wife: King Schlong is for gay people hunny, LoLz0rz
Husband: Yeh, about that...
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A pedofile that employs chatrooms and message boards to lure victims.
"Watch out for a King-of-Chat in chatrooms devoted to court topics."
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A title given to the very select few. The requirements for such an honor include the ability to ask seemingly obvious questions, to know everything there is to know about transformers, to have a secret hand shake or signal, and to wear glasses. The title can only be obtained by the successful challenge and defeat of a former king in a math competion.
"What is e, o most noble King of the Nerds?"
"Why it's 2.718 of course you ruffian!"
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noun. It's all there in the name. not just a pimp, not just a king, but THE king of all PIMPS. Used as an extremely high praise for someone (usually a male).
Second only to The Pimp God or the God of Pimps.
dude1: "...so he walks out of the bank, head to toe armani and flossin, casually sticks his elbow out to catch the chin of a passing bankrobber, leans over to pick a solid gold ring off the floor, and in the meantime pinches 3 girls asses with his free hand, who then flocked to him to admire his courage and jewlery. it was nuts!"
dude2: "holy shit, that guy must be the king of pimps!"
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1: A person who thinks they look good in selfies, but they dont ,they just look really stupid
2: A person who tries to pick up chicks using instagram and snapchat
3 : An arrogant asshat who is obsessed with their quiff
4:Anyone called Jamie
Girl 1 : Look its the 'selfie king'
Girl 2: Ewwwww aha
Girl 3: uno he's accually kinda hot
Girls 1 & 2: ....
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