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When you start a new job and don't know what you're doing but you want to pull it off casual like you do know what you're doing so you act nonchalant but in the background you haven't changed your clothes or brushed your hair or folded that pile of clean laundry thats been sitting there for a week cause you're pulling off a 60+ hour work week hosting your zoom meetings on the empty cardboard box you call your office and you're just grinding triple time so you have something to contribute to tomorrow's meeting and don't come across as the rookie you really are.
Sure, I can make those calls I'm on the mad grind already.
Mom, I can't talk right now I'm on the mad grind.
It is said when something amazing happens . The dunno means you didn't know it existed
"A man hugs a crocodile "
You respond with : MADNESS DUNNO
A dignified yet terrifying female being whose temper can be volatile and destructive.
At the lake this weekend I saw a large alligator being a real mad Theresa, and had to call animal control. She was attacking anything that came near what I assumed was her nest, she even ruined poor jimmys boat
The act of over tweeting until one winds up in twitter jail for a time out
If you tweet too much or retweet other tweets , twitter will shut you down for an hour or more.This is called Tweet Madness
Something very awesome, contrary to what most would believe.
Person 1: Dude so their restrooms didn't have any toilet paper in the cubicals...
Person 2: Damn man, what did you do?
Person 1: I shat in the hand wash basin of course.
Person 2: Mad gay.
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Looking for reefer that doesn't exist because one had already smoked it all will cause madness.
1. Jim smoked all of my reefer, now I'm pretty mad at him!
2. I'm going to get a bad case of reefer madness, because timmy ate all my reefer brownies.
3. Jim wants my reefer but it's already gone, I hope he goes mad!
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