Maine Muzzle loader

When a furry from maine forces his dick down the muzzle(mouth) of another

Furry: time to try the Maine muzzle loader on this desperate bottom.

main buff

to stan someone; to be obsessed with someone

“i’m a main buff of melanie martinez!”

Maine state-capital excuse

"Augusta". Used to absolve someone of blame for assorted objects' being messily scattered about.

Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.

set the mains

Short for "set the mainsails." A sailing reference meaning to go to a specific place or to head in a certain direction.

"After final exams, we set the mains for our favorite bar."

"At the start of the semester, I set the mains for all the best college radio stations."

Main Bird

Better than Dave's Hot Chicken

Main Bird Hot Chicken is better than Waffle Bus.

main bird

Hockey slang for girlfriend

Bro: bro, check out those puck bunnies, A1 ay?
Bro: nah bro I already got a main bird

mccree main

Its a weird mythological friendly beast, when angry, he defeats his foes with his mighty revolver and give them a nice flashbang in the bum bum.

example: Dont make me Mccree Main on you!
example: Ill fire Mccree Main's six shots!