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When someone's sitting with their a$$ crack showing and you spit down it.
Liam was both shocked and slightly turned on when he felt his friend give him a Wet Mike while sitting watching fireworks.
A local celebrity in the Lake George region (Upstate New York) who goes by the stage name Mustang Mike. You will immediately recognize him by his black sports apparel, glasses, and black feathered fedora. The most common sightings are reported at Shepard Park in Lake George and at the nearby Six Flags Great Escape. He is almost always seen dancing, especially if/when there is a musical performance going on. He is quite the character, but a friendly person nonetheless.
Make sure you take notes next time you see Mustang Mike dancing.
an asian looking guy with a small ass dick and its bipolar as fuck and he is always depressed and is always jealous, he can be abusive sometimes, and unloyal, a lil bitch, but writes u the cutest things ever that dont mean shit BUTTTTTT his parents are the sweetest ever and take u to everything and even if u break there sons heart they still call and invite u to hella shit
Mike Curtis: babe suck my dick
Me: no babe not rn
Mike Curtis:*slaps u in the face*
Loves organic food. Is very athletic and loves cumburger
I love mike Crispino he gives good cumburger
Immediately after getting top from Jiddy On, a horse shits in ur mouth and you proceed to get in a relationship with it
Woah dog, look at munzinger over there, looks like a he gets a muddy mike ever day
When you are testing your microphone except your friend's name is Mike. This can also be recognized as a nickname.
"Yo Mike Check, pass me a Coke!"
mike hawk is a prank name used as a joke between people
but the joke is saying it fast and it sounds like my cock
an example
knock knock
whose there
mike
mike who
mike hawk