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this guy right here is sooooo jewish he goes to accounting class for 4 years AAAHHHUHHH!
Mike the jew is always counting numbers
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A sexy guy that sometimes lies but is so amazing in bed you won't care.
This guy I'm dating is such a Mike Scro
A person who is conceived by a Tokyo Drift.
I pulled my back out humping your mom. 9 months later I have a son named Mike Kelly.
When a person has to go pee when there is work to be done.
Kris: Can you come give me a hand of this project.
Tony: Hold on I gotta go pee.
Kris: Damn are you pulling a Mike?
When a man behavior is so questionable it repels women towards other men.
He’s using the mike effect to get out of his relationship
Probably the greatest sandwich shop in flushing queens, new york. It is not really named "Mike's Deli", but most know it as that. It is run by a humble asian couple with a stoner son who sits behind the counter blazed out of his mind, but his parents are really nice. The real talent is in mike himself whos sandwiches are works of God. If one may be so lucky as to find this place on Northern Boulevard in Flushing, consider yourself lucky. I can assure you you will not find a better sandwich.
Dude i just had a bombshell at Mike's deli and i jizzed in my pants. Mike is a sandwich God