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when your covered in so much cum you become all white....And become...........A cotton monster
Damn babe i made you into a cotton monster
A ginger creature that can smell gargle(beer/alcohol ) up to a mile away. Often to be found wearing Astro turf runners whilst consuming copious amounts of gargle. The Gargle Monster is also fond Derby County FC and his favourite food is Seabass.
The Gargle Monster is drinking too much in the pub
The term Pube Monster is used in association with a shower or general plug hole which is filled with wiry hair most likely from from the pubic region of a large beast/monster. While the likelihood of a beast/monster taking a shower in your house is slim, the sheer mass of hair plugging the hole strongly points in the direction of this....or a person who needs to shave their bush.
Holy moly! Looks like the pube monster has his the shower again!
Why can't the friggin pube monster use a different shower or just buy a bloody razor and give her bush a shave!
Jeremy: Hey dude, do you know Heleena?
Fred: Oh shit man, yeah I do! She's that damn pube monster!
The monster that comes out of the poop hole and eats your buttcheek as you set down your phone, for the first time in 30 minutes.
Did you hear about Johnny? I heard he got his buttcheek eaten by the toilet monster.
When ur absolutely fucked on bevs
“Yo John u good” nah Mate I’m monster mashed”
When you take multiple Percocets and you get super booted up to the point where you look passed out. The common joke among people who pop Percocets is you start seeing the Perc Monster when you get that way.
The perc 30 slapping him, the perc monster got him.
A slang term applied to one that's easily 😨 scared. A person who always thinks the worst in all situations.
Abby, "Wow! Look at that really dark cloud!"
Tanya, Oh, No we are going to have a tornado!!
Abby, (laughing) "Nah, you are just a Boo Monster!"