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The Shaft, Main Vein, Cock without Balls, Dick, or More Commonly Known as Penis. Typically Used When Referring To Peeing, as The Word Tink Means To Pee... So Tinki Monster Is The Monster That Pees... A.K.A. Your Dick.
"Hey Dude, I Gotta Go Tink!" He Shouted, Drunk, With a Firm Grip on His Tinki Monster.
"I Shoved My Tinki Monster Right Inside Of Her!"
Dad Yells... "Quit Tuggin' On Yer Tinki Monster And Come To Dinner!"
1. To drink a Monster energy drink much too quickly to be any good for your health
2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"
3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster
"Damn that bitch is fine. I'd slam the monster with her any time."
An individual that eats cum at all possible times, including their own
The cum monster has appeared
Cum Monster using cum munching, It's super effective
When a rather grizzly and sweaty gay man bursts through your closet door at night and ejaculates into your room, then disappearing back into the closet, never to be seen again.
I though it was a nightmare but in the morning I realized I was just monsters inked.
The biggest not fake Pussy pounding cock on the planet
He take he’s monster cock and tries to fit it all the way into my tight pussy
A member of the world-wide "Occupy" movement who appears to be a tent on the ground and then stands up dressed in their tent when approached by police to be asked to move on. First seen in Melbourne, Australia.
The police officers approached the protesters' camp but were quickly surrounded by tent monsters.
Natural predator of the sauce (alcohol); an alcoholic.
Man! I saw Ms. Mac had those little hotel liquer bottles in her desk. I didn't know she was a total sauce monster.