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What you give a girl when you go back to having vaginal sex after having anal sex.
Friend: So what happpend next?
Me: I was smashing her back doors in then I flipper her over and gave her a mud cunt.
Friend: Niiiice!
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A man who stands ankle deep in brutal concrete while charging you astronomical amounts of money for his services. You will spot him easily at your local pub by what appears to be dried birdshit on his shirt. Fear not, it is not bird shit, it is the fruits of his labor. When your specialist leaves, his only guarantee is that concrete gets hard and it will crack.
My Mud Maggot buddy Walter poured only three floors today and made five grand.
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When a partner french kisses the others anus and eats their crap.
John: "Brah! I've done mud lips with my girlfriend yesterday!"
Brah: "I hope you enjoyed your dinner"
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An unfortunate occurrence during ass wiping where a finger pokes through the paper, and touches poop.
A mud foul is typically the result of hurried wiping and/or cheap toilet paper.
Due to direct contact, the malodor will linger on the affected area despite repeated washings.
I had to pull over to shit at the gas station, and committed a serious mud foul when my finger poked through that cheap-ass toilet paper. My finger stank for days.
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I was paddling down his/her love canal, then he/she told me to excavate his/her mud canal.
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shit on your cheeks. diarrea oh you butt
mud butt from chappeles show
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The experts who often deal with the flame retardant chemicals dropped from aircraft are sometimes known as "Mud Monkies". The reason for this name is that the flame retardant chemicals are often known by firefighters as "Mud".
its a noun
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