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an asshole, bitch, Fuck. It is can be used to tell someone that they are annoying.
J.C is a Shiat muffin.
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Formerly a miniaturized iteration of a meat loaf; now used to replace most swear words in exclamations around polite and impolite company.
Holy meat muffins! Did you see how close I came to hitting that stupid pedestrian walking across the damn street?
Shut your filthy meat muffins! You did not go home with that guy last night?
My dad called and told me and mom that his girlfriend going to have another baby, What the meat muffins!
*Can also be used as Son of a meat muffin! Or Sweet baby meat muffins!
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The act of pooping into a vagina. See how the words "Loaf in muff" (ie turd in vagina) rearrange to form "Muffin Loaf" (an obscure baked good)?
Dogg she said I could do anything so I busted out the muffin loaf
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Similar to creme de la creme, but in modern terms. The top of the muffin is always the tastiest and moistest, therefore the best!
1: Whoa! He is amazing!
2: Yer man he's the Top Muffin of the rugby team"
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A crack muffin is simply a muffin top viewed from behind. Best observed when someone of a large stature picks up an item off a lower shelf at a supermarket.
When that women went to get the refried beans, I caught a glimpse of her crack muffin and almost cried.
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a fairly endearing term, meant for someone who says or does something silly, or simply went you want to call someone something without being too harsh. I think i may have heard it used in "friends" by pheobe.
Kathryn has spilt her vodka.
"Jesus Kathryn you're such a spaz muffin"
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1. Mustache/beard. More directly, a mustache/beard on a well skilled man at the art of muffin dusting.
2. Oral master concerning the art of female climax. Usually entails a well trained embouchure and tonguing techniques.
Chick #1:Did you see the muffin duster on that guy?
Chick #2:Yeah.. all of the other flavor savors must be jealous as hell!
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