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Bitches who are called up by horny, drunk guys to begg them to come over and have sex.
Yo where da bitches at?
I don't know, let me hit up some late nights.
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"I went night sledding and only lost 3 teeth last night!"
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A really awesome car ride that involves yelling "NightRiders!" from the car at least 50 times at people you don't know.
Also known as a good time, or downright awesome.
First guy: Oh man, those Night Riders were so cool! Yelling from their car!
Second guy: YEAH, totally f***in awesome!
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The slash pairing of Pietro/Kurt (Quicksilver/Nightcrawler) from X-Men Evolution.
I drew this awesome Night Runner fanart last night!
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Based on Alan Thicke's failed talk show "Thicke of the Night", this sexual act takes place while spooning your lady. The male must be the 'spooner', meaning he faces the backside of the woman. While she sleeps, he proceeds to slip his engorged penis into her dirty starfish, or anus.
Two things will happen as this takes place:
1. Your hair will form into a rock-hard brillo pad-esq shell and you will speak in a pinched arrogant tone bemoaning Michael's inability get his act together because he spends too much time hanging with Boner.
2. The position, like it's talk show namesake, will be cancelled as your lady's dirty starfish pinches off your manhood.
I gave Charlize a Thicke of the Night when she fell asleep watching Growing Pains.
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When one mid-sex takes an inanimate object (lamps being the norm) and hits their partner in the head to the point of concussion, the man then keeps going until satisfaction.
The woman then wakes up the next morning having no recollection of what happened.
Anthony: Hey franco, remember a while back when i gave that girl a silent night.
Franco: Yeah! How Could I ever Forget.
Anthony: Well i saw her yesterday and ran.
Franco: why?
Anthony: She was pregnant.
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The beginning and end of the day.
" First, there's day, when it's light, and night, when it's dark, equals: Day and Night."
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