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Ninja Coffee is a mix of the strongest coffee in the world, tar, pep pills, and Redbull. No one but ninjas can withstand it's awesome power.
with the exception of jesus. But that might be because jesus is also a ninja.
Ben: *Takes a sip of ninja coffee* uhhhh..... *dies*
Me: Ha. wimp *chugs three pots*
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A) The one thing that everyone secretly wants to be.
B) A Pimpthat happens to be trained in various forms of martial arts.
A) Yo, that guy is a pimp ninja.
B) If I ever saw a pimp ninja, I'd be surprised.
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The lazy or retarded ninja that hides behind a bin or barrel well his ninja brothers hide in the shadows.
Person 1: Dude did you see the ninja that came out from behind the trash can well his friends attacked from the shadows?
Person 2:Yah that lazy fuck is the bin ninja!
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Cyclists appearing from nowhere, who pass the cars which have already stopped for a red light.
Driver: 'I did the decent thing and stopped on amber, only to forsake the next light because I was blocked by a gazillion Smug Ninjas, who turned-up before I could break away'
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When you leave an event, party, or group of friends without saying good-bye.
I was so drunk last night I had to ninja-roll before I made a fool of myself.
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Nothing is known about the Ninja Club. They are ninjas.
...Duh...
Only that they overthrew the Stoo Pidpee Pull cult and that they exist.
"What is the Ninja Club?"
"Nobody... Knows..."
"No, seriously, who are they?"
"What part of the word NINJA don't you understand?"
"...The J..."
"Shut up."
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A phrase used when a you know someone is talking bull shit.
When you know the persons story has virtually no accuracy what-so-ever and that the person makes them-self out to be the best.
This phrase comes from the fact that when the story is told that anything can happen to make the story teller sound cool and tough, such as I was in a fight with 20 ninjas and I beat them all in 20 seconds.
Story Teller: I was walking along the street then 5 gangsters jumped me. 7 of these gangsters had guns, they were shooting at me so I beat one up, took his gun and killed them all in one shot, because they were all in a line.
Man (to friend): Urg... 20 Ninjas
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