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When you leave an event, party, or group of friends without saying good-bye.
I was so drunk last night I had to ninja-roll before I made a fool of myself.
Nothing is known about the Ninja Club. They are ninjas.
...Duh...
Only that they overthrew the Stoo Pidpee Pull cult and that they exist.
"What is the Ninja Club?"
"Nobody... Knows..."
"No, seriously, who are they?"
"What part of the word NINJA don't you understand?"
"...The J..."
"Shut up."
A phrase used when a you know someone is talking bull shit.
When you know the persons story has virtually no accuracy what-so-ever and that the person makes them-self out to be the best.
This phrase comes from the fact that when the story is told that anything can happen to make the story teller sound cool and tough, such as I was in a fight with 20 ninjas and I beat them all in 20 seconds.
Story Teller: I was walking along the street then 5 gangsters jumped me. 7 of these gangsters had guns, they were shooting at me so I beat one up, took his gun and killed them all in one shot, because they were all in a line.
Man (to friend): Urg... 20 Ninjas
The lazy or retarded ninja that hides behind a bin or barrel well his ninja brothers hide in the shadows.
Person 1: Dude did you see the ninja that came out from behind the trash can well his friends attacked from the shadows?
Person 2:Yah that lazy fuck is the bin ninja!
The act of farting around others and trying to cover the fart noise with another noise such as coughing, clapping, banging on something, etc.
"Did that guy just ninja fart or was he really coughing that loud?"
"Jessica, you are such a ninja farter...we all know why you were really clapping."
The process of waiting for someone to log-on their computer/ Skype, so you receive the little Skype notice and can bounce on them for a Skype conference.
"Dude, I was totally waiting for you to log-on, so I could Ninja Skype your ass!"
A master in the ways of gathering information. And does so in a way in which is secret and sly without anyone know you are gathering the pieces to the puzzle.
example "Coman is an information Ninja, how did he know about that for two weeks"