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Dutch Popsicle

A phrase representing a random sexual act.

You don't want to be the kid on the playground that the hooker laughs at for not knowing what a Dutch Popsicle is.

by Myra December 26, 2003

17๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


dutch uncle

a well sanded wooden board with a penis sized hole for masturbatory delight!

I got no play last night, so I went home and used the dutch uncle.

by RZA August 14, 2004

46๐Ÿ‘ 187๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dutch Tanning

When you fart while in tanning bed and the fan is on, blowing your poop particles towards your face while warming them. MUCH worse than a dutch oven

I was tanning, and well, dutch tanning = horrible. fml.

by JOEYJONASS January 20, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


dutch curtains

When you shit on your partners face. And whipe their face away as if drawing the curtains.

Gorge said to Martha as they where going to bed. After we fornicate don't forget your Dutch curtains .

by Popular culture May 1, 2015

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Double Dutch

1. uninteligable, speech or language

2. simultaneous use of a condom and a birth control pill

I couldn't understand her Double Dutch about the concept of Double Dutch.

by The Return of Light Joker September 5, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dutch oven

When you trap a living thing under bed covers and blow wind. (fart)

Dutch oven is a Dutch oven

by Mr. N April 23, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dutch bath

A minimal level of personal-hygiene preparation (in advance of a night-out/date) whereby a young male will splash water onto his sweaty genital area before drying it vigorously on a communal hand-towel, in preference to having a proper shower.

After his prolonged Laire session, Steve realized he was running late but his gooch was humming, "dutch bath it is then!" he thought.

by Jonskipop March 20, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž