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You've sitting in bath water that Obama has already pissed in this whole time :)
Person 1: "I love me some Obama Bath Water"
Person 2: "Dude, you know that's his own piss, right?"
The act of eating a load of vegatables enough for your shit to get really hard and bulky and then take somebody of you don’t like’s mom, squat over their face and start pushing your shit out really hard while repeating “YES WE CAN!!!!! YES WE CAN!!!!”
Person to someone they don’t like: “Hey bitch I’m gonna obama yo mama you better watch out yo window tonight or else you gon catch me obamaing yo momma”
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After the escape of builderman whose sole purpose was to serve as a Cumpling Slop subject, found himself with a mysterious middle-aged old hag. The Cumpling Slop secret militia consisted of hijacking several oily men and forcefully seizing them into the Black Dick Militia. The Cumpling Slop worked for the ever expanding corporate empire of Roblox, whose purpose is to track down builderman and his thick ass to bust that nut into it.
The ever changing borders of Baszuckiland online and Joe Biden's inability to nut as hard provoked aid by Obama to aid these bitches and seize control over the whole United States of America and to fuck the shit out of Donald Trump's asshole for later use of the Cumpling Slop (ripoff).
With the alliance of the thick middle-aged old faggot hag, Barack Obama (44th US President), and builderman, they set out to create a new brand of slop, this time not using any busting of nuts or including builderman's fucking big fat ass; highly irresistible to nut inside.
The culmination of wanting to bust so hard made it into a brand, Obama Slop Burger, who eventually dropped out of their policy "No nutting into builderman's asshole." Their new Slop Burger was coated into a more natural slop, a slop harmless and not inconsistent with the former Cumpling Slop. This new coating was actually a more produced and artificial version of the original Cumpling Slop.
3 decades of this fucked OSB and CS.
International condemnation lead to the 2040 nuclear winters.
Cumster1 Hey faggots, have you ever heard of the new Obama Slop Burger?
Cumster2: KYS NOOB
Cumster3: cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum
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Get this. It's Obama care, IN A CHAIR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I has no life...
"Nice chair frank"
"Thanks! It's an obama chair!"
"wut?"._.
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He was so bad at playing darts that he hit two candles he also was the best person in hide and seek until he lost his 2K+ Kill streak
"World Trade Center, Rip L bozo" - Obama Bin Latté
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One of the world's most unsolved mysteries.
Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.
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One of the most unsolved mysteries in the whole world.
Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.
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