Random
Source Code
Random
When 5sos said breathe you in like a vapour they meant to give you a big ol sniff
“I want to breathe you in like a vapour”
What I call myself.
Person 1: Hey, brother, are you okay?
Person 2: Yes, I am The Breath Of Versailles.
Adjective, Breath-Bukkake: When two or more individuals of the same friendship group breathes on another individual in close proximity thereby creating the feeling that they have gained saliva droplets on their body.
Verb, to be breath- bukkaked: Where an individual person finds themselves surrounded or inserted into a group usually in a public place where said group are not wearing masks, thereby being breathed upon by the group. This act is not typically malicious but may occur where there is a lack of social distancing.
Reginald "Excuse me, can you step back I don't want to get your stinky breath- bukkake on my new threads"
Tom and David "sure, no worries"
Sheena "oh my god I just got breath-bukkaked whilst looking for sandwiches in Tesco's!"
Gina "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Sheena "I was wearing a mask, but I still feel soooo dirrrrrtttyyyyyyyy"
Pam "I wish everyone would wear masks on their damn face, seeing their nose hang out makes me feel like I'm covered in breath-bukkake"
Audrey "I think some people just get off on breaking the rules"
When you’re in the car and eating something greasy and cheesy like Taco Bell without the ac on and windows rolled up. The windows begin condensating and next thing you know you’re sitting in a hot box full of breath. Best done with 2 or more people
Roll the fuckin window down it’s such a breath box in here
When a girl is sucking a long hairy penis and her breath smells like hot dick cheese
Jeff: Man have you talked to Shelby today?
Toby: No, why?
Jeff: Dude, she had mad Caterpillar Dragon’s Breath.
what i call people with abscesses.
Person 1: do you have any abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now the breath of fucking versailles
A profound smell of strawberry in one’s breathe. In sexy people’s magazine strawberry was ranked as one of the most common turn ons for smell. Some people’s breathe smell this way as a result of a rare condition that makes yeast in the mouth but others replicate it through chewing gum, sprays ETC.
He had strawberry breathe