A quake & bake is like a one night stand, but with a woman who is a Quaker. To fully complete a quake & bake, the man must bust a nut into a bowl of oatmeal, which the woman then eats.
Yeah bro, I totally quake & bake that Quaker bitch last night.
An old pothead that has smoked for so many years their head looks like a baked apple.
Guy: Dude, sick, look at that guy’s head!
Gal: Stop it, that’s not funny, its a baked apple.
Guy: Sorry, that’s crazy though
A way to say "Smoke meth!".
If u wanna wake up come on by and Bake and Shake.
When you’re beyond high you’re on a different plain of existence.
Guy 1: Bro he is baked tatered right now after those dabs.
Man 2: I know right!
1. When someone shows up to a social event for the day or night, smokes at the start, and bails
2. When someone has plans, smokes at home instead, and skips the plans
"Yeah he was going tot eh movie with us but he just showed, smoked, and left. He bake and flaked"
When you wake and bake (smoke weed soon after waking up) and then cook up some breakfast or “bake” again (it doesn’t have to be actual baking).
Yo, I got some good weed and pancake mix, wanna wake and bake and bake tomorrow morning?
Farting in front of the electric heater/ fire place, causing the gas and smell to fill the entire room. An open room Dutch Oven.
That silent but deadly you let out in front of the heat filed the room with like someone was baking brownies in the Easy Bake Oven