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"I'd one legg the shit outta that bitch!"
"she got cakes, i'd one legg all night long"
Used as a promise, and can be used instead of on God. It is a promise that isn't broken, guaranteeing something to someone.
Stan-"Do these shoes look alright on me, I wanna wear them to Stephens 80th birthday tomotomo"
Freddy-"yeah mate, they look great"
Stan-"promise?"
Freddy-"one gorilla"
On your ones. To be by yourself when no ones around
"don't make me catch you slipping on your ones.
"If I catch you lacking on your ones your catching it"
A turd that gets stuck on the dry part of the toilet bowl.
Mike: Why were you flushing so much? Did you just beach one?
A fan-made One Piece edit, cutting out filler and padded scenes without damaging the integrity of the original.
"You watch One Pace?? HOLY SHIT MARRY ME!!!"
"Have you seen that One Pace thing? It's super cool!"
"Make sure not to ping anyone from the One Pace team!"
What you call a guy that only wears one shirt to work
Hey one shirt, great to see you have washed but not ironed again foray.
"having" a shit, that creates a MESS in the 'tocks, requiring MANY MINUTES of sanitation (cleaning) work and MILES of "terlit" paper! taking MUCH MORE time to 'clean' than a "wipeless" shit !! the quickest , easiest (and most sensible) fixes are WATER !!
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)
if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!
always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )
let's GO doug !! -going to be a while ! , i just 'blew' a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!