When a man carves a hole in a pineapple and proceeds to fuck the pineapple.
"I feel like having pineapple sex right now.
The sexual act of inserting a pineapple up the rectum and having it tickle the tubes while ripping and bleeding, but inducing overall enjoyment.
Oh dear there is so much blood coming out of my anus, I must of got a tickley pineapple last night.
One of the oppositions to Smurf Cat and Strawberry Elephant. Originated in 2023 on TikTok
Person 1: Have you seen the battle between the Smurf Cat and the Pineapple Owl?
Person 2: Get the fuck off tiktok for once in your goddamn life and do something productive.
A sexual in which one partner coats their hand in Tajín (or similar spice), inserts their fist into a genital orifice, and then fully opens their hand, simulating the spiky leaves of a pineapple.
If you enjoy being fisted, but want to "kick it up a notch," try having your partner give you a Spicy Pineapple!
Kyler Malen took it in the ass by a gay man
Kyler malen took it in the ass by one of my homies hes a pineapple spongebob
When you find a fat chick, dip your dick in pineapple juice and fuck her.
What happened with that chubby chick you picked up last night?
I took her back to my place and gave her the ol' Pineapple Pork Stick
A frowned upon sexual endeavor that includes shavings of the exterior of a pineapple, a blindfold, and spearmint toothpaste. This activity is not for the faint of heart
I used to be really in to her, but then her ex told me about how she gave him a Korean Pineapple and his balls were never the same...