Goth Pockets

Goth Pockets: The gothic version of hot pockets, substituting sause with blood, meat for human body parts, and cheese with the juice of a fetus.

WARNING: Goth Pockets may contain actual baby parts

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Poon Pocket

i vaginal pocket that conveniently stores sexual materials such as condoms, lube, vibrators and at times, one's cell phone. The poon pocket is most commonly found on loose hos

"After resorting to the bushes outside the club for some crazy club sex, Shanikwa remembered she needed protection which she acquired from her purse-sized poon pocket"

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Hot Pocket

When you put taco bell mild/hot sauce on your dick and fuck a girl. Her vag turns into a hot pocket.

Guy: "Surprise, bitch! Hot pocket!"

Girl: "FIRE IN MY VAG"

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pocket lint

a person/friend that will provide you with sexual favors at the drop of a hat.

At a bar...trying to pick up women. You notice that "pocket lint" is there. You try to pick up other women in the meantime, and if you are unsuccessful, old reliable "pocket lint" is there ready to go home with you.

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Pocket Fossil

A term used for what used to be a receipt of purchase or whatever piece of paper was left in a pocket prior to washing.
The subsequent product is a hard clump of white material.
Sometimes with undecipherable writing, only hinting at what useful information it used to hold.

Uh... sorry I forgot I put your number in a pair of jeans I just washed and is now a pocket fossil.
Can you gimme your number again? I promise I'll call you.

Pearl pocket

The most intimate part of a woman

She wears undies to hide her pearl pocket

Nipple pocket

A small shirt pocket. Usually located in the nipple area.

OwO: Hey dude could I borrow a pen or something?
UwU: I don't have a pen on me, sorry.
OwO: But you've one in your nipple pocket!
UwU: Oh, right! I forgot about it since I couldn't see it. Here you go!
OwO: Thanks, UwU!
UwU: No problem mate!