A gay as fuck emo guy who gets friendzoned a lot and has no friends.
He fat he red he bad
He a Fake ass harry potter fan
he Always sucking dubmbledores cokck and watching herry potr.
Ian: I just got friendzoned for the 3rd time
Me: Ur such an Ian Ray de Boom
The sexual act of having your mate paper cut the penos hole just prior to ejaculation.
Duuuude, I was just about to jizz and Lucy gave me The Ray Charles. It hirt so good.
Smooth ; when something just works perfectly
I was Ray Johns when I was getting that girls number