Rule 34

The 34th rule of the internet.

If it exists then there's porn of it.

Guy 2: So last night I wound up masturbating to Tali Rule 34.
Guy 1: Nice Bruh!
Guy 2: Thanks Bruh! What about you?
Guy 1: So bro last night I looked up rule 34 MLP and man was it strange.
Guy 2: Wait did you masturbate to it?
Guy 1: I believe the proper term would be Fapping.
Random Guy: Actually the proper term would be Clopping. *Walks away*
Guy 2: Who the hell was that guy?
Guy 1: No idea. Also what the hell is clopping?
Guy 2: No freaking idea. Urban Dictionary that shit.
Guy 1: Already on it.

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10% Rule

One must be ten percent smarter than the object/task one is attempting to use/accomplish.

For instance, pushing a pull door or failing at some other seemingly simple task.

Friend 1: Did I hear correctly that your girlfriend got locked in her own car?

Friend 2: Yeah. 10% rule, dude.

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rule 147

Anyone who plugs kush up their butthole are legally allowed to do anything they want

Rick:I just shot 56 people in Las Vegas
Dick: Isn’t that an act of terrorism?
Rick:Nah I had kush up my butthole rule 147

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rules librarian

A rules librarian is an individual who has scoured the rule-books of a game to find every advantage and every loophole that they can to "empower" their character.

Most often found in Role-playing games such as Dungeons & Dragons, but variants can also be found online playing MMORPG.

These people suck the fun out of any game due to their obstinate refusal to actually get into the spirit of the game and play a ‘character’.
Their main motivation is to ‘win’ and if they don’t, or other players enforce the spirit of the game rather than the rule they will generally sulk or threaten to leave.

On dealing with a Rules Librarian
1. don’t play with them
2. if you already are – kill their characters off until they learn, or stop playing

Rules Librarian rolls dice...

GM:
"Ok, so you swing at the 50 foot tall dragon and strike a nasty blow to it's leg"

Rules Librarian:
"Actually, because I rolled over 95% of my base strength score; coupled with my level and weapon specialization, and my Backstab bonus as a thief, I get an automatic triple critical, so seeing as this is a Blue dragon, with a maximum of 200 Hit points, I would actually kill it"

GM:
"It's a dragon, you can't kill it with a dagger"

Rules Librarian
"It's in the rule book; Page 60, 193, and 246"

(other players groan)

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Rule 85

All buttons, valves, switches, latches, must be pushed.

Big red button? Rule 85.

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Rule 34D

This corollary to Rule 34 of the internet states that everything on the internet is porn to someone.

Noob: Oh my god, that car crash was horrible, there were bodies everywhere!

Gurofag: Pics or GTFO.

Noob: What? Why would you want to see that?

Gurofag: Rule 34D - I need fapping material.

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rule #623

you hoes are nothing compared to me

use rule #623 with anyone that dogs you

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