When someone is performing a rim job and simultaneously giving a handjob. At the moment of ejaculation, the thumb of free hand slides into the chocolate starfish.
"This freaky chick is giving me a Rusty Trombone like a jazz legend, but then she flips the script and turns it into a Rusty Thumboni. Now she's my wife"
The act of sticking an erect penis into a old (50+ years) Vagina and moving it side to side and then the act of sticking ur hand up the vagina is performed.
Last night I gave a rusty Princess to Bill's grandma.
The result of having rough anal sex, and your shaft is covered in feces and blood, giving it that rusty color.
I ran into my ex last night, and the rusty piston was on my bucket list.
When an escort gives an old man a dry hand job
Hey I heard you got a Rusty Giuliani at the strip joint
The act of having ones balls, stuffed into another’s asshole. While masturbatting and then having their ball shat back onto them at the moment of ejaculation.
I’m so fucked up, the only way I can an erection is to have rusty bagpipes.
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A used tampon that is fried and served with marinara sauce.
My girlfriend gave me a rusty mazzorella stick to hold me over till dinner
When you're so hungry your belly makes a whale call.
My Rusty Boiler is going on high,