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Grinding a penis between butt cheeks, using feces as lubricant.
I was rusty porkchopping the guy.
When you get the shaft a penis very crusty and blistered; the goal is to have a really rough surface area to allow for a painful experience. Then crank your shaft by rubbing and pulling the skin of the penis to irritate it to the point of bleeding with open wounds. Let the blood dry to a dark red color to give it a rusty appearance. Proceed to continuously crank your shaft.
I really want to give myself a rusty crankshaft tonight.
Can you show me what a rusty crankshaft is?
When a woman is on the rag, and drags her bleeding snatch across your face while you sleep.
I was sleeping peacefully when out of nowhere Lindsay gave me the ole' Rusty Oyster
Definition- going from anal to vaginal while the female is on her period. Then receiving a blowjob while still covered in shit and blood.
Example - From mud too blood the Rusty Cherry is a great date night treat
When you shit of your partners balls during intercourse.
“Dude I got some rusty cherry’s last night in bed.”
A sexual act in which one engages in surprise, consensual coitus with a partner, where he and/or she sneaks up behind the target and begins to perform any type of penetration, as the second partner releases their bowels. The defecate may be purposeful or not, either way the instigator or “assassin” will be covered in excrement, thus the pre-fix “rusty”, as it gives the appearance of being covered in a splotchy brown substance.
“Peter attempted to make love with me last night, but after some spicy Indian food I accidentally made him a rusty assassin”
A dope ass drink... bitch. Ain't no drank like this drank. The ingredients are unknown. They are whatever is needed at that moment. It's almost magical, yo!
Yo!! Bar wench!!! Make me a Rusty Alligator and make it fine! Please and thank you my good lady!!