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Self-inflicted cock block by doing or saying something so stupid, cheesy, or inappropriate that you instantly ruin any chance of scoring with the targeted girl. The girl will inevitably laugh at you later with her friends
I self cock blocked myself yesterday by telling a girl if she was a new sandwich at McDonald's she would be called McGorgeous. She spewed her drink in my face.
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Humor where you put yourself down.
Sometimes funny, but sometimes overused fishing for compliments or a signal of low self-esteem.
ex. 1
Yeah, I just walked into the wall outside *smiles, while friend laughs* man I'm clumsy.
ex. 2
Dang, your're all such good students, studying for the test, I'm prolly gonna fail. *says the straight A student*
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There are 2 definitions of this word:
1.) -a band whose members include Little Jimmy Urine(lead singer), Kitty(drummer), Steve, Righ?(guitarist), Lynn Z(bassist), and formerly Vanessa Y.T.(bassist). They sound like punk rock, techno, and rap all mixed together and describe their music as "industrial jungle pussy punk".
as if their parental advisory-labeled lyrics aren't controversial yet wicked crazy-awesome enough, their shows have involved Jimmy setting his dick on fire, drinking his own pee, making out with girls and guys in the crowd, ect. The cds you will most likely be able to find are "You'll Rebel to Anything(As Long as it's not Challenging)", Frankenstein Girls will Seem Strangly Sexy", and "Tight". In my opinion, THEY FUCKIN ROCK!!!
2.) -the act of masturbating (which is probably how the band got their name.)
I practice a mindlessly self indulgent mindless self indulgence. I have mindlessly self indulged many times before. In fact, I mindlessly self indulged just last night. I will mindlessly self indulge tommorrow, too, because I mindlessly self indulgently mindlessly self indulge everyday. I am mindlessly self indulging right now over my favorite band, Mindless Self Indulgence.
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A band that is classified under their own name and that of which is evil yet delicious. the left rights are a part of the label..band consits of Little Jimmy Urine, Kitty, Steve Righ? and Lyn-Z..very awesome.
I wish that the band Mindless Self Indulgence would come back to Norfolk so I can fuck Jimmy Urine
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1. A button in most mad scientists' lair that both blows up their crib and causes them to fall to their knees and yell, "NOOOOOOO!" while shaking their fists at the sky in a most hilarious manner.
2. Secondly, and more importantly, A song by Nine Inch Nails that was originally the first song on The Downward Spiral but now has three kickass remixes on Further Down The Spiral.
1. NOOOOOOOOOOO! Why did I even invent that button? Why did I give such a cutesy name and put it in such pain sight?? Damn you Mr. Self Destruct! Boom...
2. boom... boom. boom. (indecipherable whisper)
boom. boom.boom.boom.boomboomboomboomboom
I am the voice inside your head (and i control you). I am the lover in your bed (and i control you). I am the sex that you provide (and i control you). I am the hate you try to hide (and i control you).
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Greatest fucking band ever with the most hottest bassist ever. (See: Lyn Z). We're getting married.
MSI is tighter than a 12 year old pussy.
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