when a male (typically of teenage years/ one who plays minecraft) has a large ego, therefore thinking he is the best. Often, he will boast or brag. Abbreviated as S.A.S
John plays with his cannons so much, he's developed Short Arm Syndrome.
A short range fucker is a shotgun you will find only in desert trench warfare.
Do not mix this with a long range fucker.
"Grab the short range fucker, they are closing in" - Sammar Al-Hayed, the famous Islamic comedian
The act of completely wiping out while trying to move quickly or perform a potentially impressive feat of skill.
Todd tried to grind a rail with his skateboard, but totally Fell Short of the Glory and bagged himself.
Shorts but there hardly shorts because they don’t cover the cheeks
Joe- what you wearing
Beatrice- my non polite shorts
Joe- dam! Whole cheeks out
When a short, robust woman is cream pied
Dude! Last night I turned my girl into a seminal short cake.
Refers to something you were unprepared for that was significantly more difficult or stressful to deal with that you could have anticipated it to be
The side effects from radiation for prostate cancer ate my shorts.
Hey, dude, stop hassling me over the money I owe you. I lost all my cash when my wallet was lifted. Trying to pay bills this month ate my shorts.
For men 5”8 and under—we’re not y’all but we have other body parts to compensate ;) and will treat u better than anyone ever can
Girl #1: Sam is so short, I’m not dating someone that’s 5”6
Girl #2: He really has that short boy magic tho