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The act of when you bust a nut in your hand and smack the girl your having sex with in the face
I really want chris to give a sloppy jaloppy it would be funny
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N. A sexual act named after the popular television journalist, Walter Cronchite. The act in which two men jerk each other off to see who can get the other to ejaculate first and at the conclusion, the winner will quote Cronchite by saying, "And that is the way it was."
I opened my closet last night and caught James and Tony giving each other a sloppy cronchite.
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when your chin is sprayed by your (woman)partner's love juice
aw my gawd i jost got sloppy chop'ed
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Oh my god, officer, I told her 13 times I was a fucking Mario cosplayer and she still wouldn't give me that sloppy tilapia!
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Failure as a result of one's own carelessness.
Walking with an untied shoe, Billy pulled a sloppy dugan when he tripped and shattered his pelvis.
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One receiving fellatio from another person who has eggnog in their mouth.
Brah. She gave me the hottest sloppy nog.
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When your receiving head from a babe and wen u stick it in to far and she throws up on ur pee pee and u slap her silly in the face with it
this bitch couldnt handle 18 inches of pain so i sloppy mollied her ass.
Bitch u puked..sloppy molly time.
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