Tumblr Story

an article, essay, editorial, etc. remembered years after you saw it on your tumblr dashboard. These stories, often highlighting a cultural or societal issue, must be taken with a grain of salt due to their questionable validity, accuracy, and truthfulness.

In the 1980s, a Japanese girl was kidnapped, tortured, and raped by four of her schoolmates. After a few weeks, the girl died from her injuries, and the boys weren't charged with any crimes. This is a tumblr story because the details highlight sexism and rape culture, but whether or not the story is true is unclear.

Hanukkah story

So, the Greeks took over Israel and they were like, "YO, COME JOIN OUR RELIGION!" and Judah and his group be like, "You can't make us," and they continued on their Jewish way. The problem is, the Greeks would NOT STOP FREAKIN PESTERING THEM, and Judah was like, "I can't anymore, whaddaya say we fight them!?" And the boys were like, "You know what's up!" The group (called the Maccabees🐝) fought the Greeks as hard as they could. The problem was, the Jews back home barely had enough oil to light the menorah (there were no lightbulbs back then), and they only had enough for one day, and so the Jews were like, "Screw it, we need that light!" and lit the menorah, but when they woke up the menorah was still lit, and they were like, "Huh, that's weird." And the next day the menorah was still lit, and the Jews were like, "Okay, what is happening?" This also happened on the third day, and then the Jews were like, "WTF!?" This continued until the eighth night, which was also when the Maccabees🐝 took back their freedom and their temple (which was also raped by the Greeks), and they were finally able to eat their latkes in peace.
Quote:

Person 1: "And that's the Hanukkah story."
Person 2: "Booorrrriiinnggg!"
*Person 1 whacks Person 2 with frying pan*
Person 1: "GET LATKE'D"

Badtime Story

When a woman gives a handjob to a guy while telling him about her cheating or her previous sexual experiences.

Janice told me such a hot badtime story last night, I had no idea she was so freaky.

Whore love story

A {private snap} story where you talk about all the people you’ve {hooked up} with and how it went

Jen: Did you see Carly’s whore love story?
Anna: Yeah,she’s crazy.

storiful

One who is poetic in the retelling of their life's stories.

He wasn't resentful, more storiful.

Stori

super swag serving weezer fan who is gay and gets so many bitches

Boy 1: ooh wee ooh is that a Stori
Boy 2: It must be, they’re hella slaying

Doug's Snapchat Story

A black screen, with the audio of Doug saying the wildest shit you've probably ever heard in your life

Did you hear what Doug's Snapchat Story had to say?