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cocky, small penis, has a hott girlfriend, acts gay 99.9% of the time, enjoys grabbing the male body parts, queer, whipped.
krystal:"Who's your bf?"
jen:"Jacob Ewaskey"
krystal:"I'm sorry"
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the most L rizz ive ever seen in my life. too scared to approach females tbh *facepalm*
jacob v has L rizz
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A very attractive man who is looking for girls who have nice curves. He is rude at times and beats his children, but he always finds ways to look good and stay fresh.
Jacobs dad: *beats Jacob*
Jacob: Dad knock it the hell off!
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Jacob overman is a gay faggot ass bitch. He is very dumb and has shit grades. He is the disgrace to the family. He is also a looser with no real friends. He is very easily butt hurt and with cut his wrist if the people he thinks are his friends make jokes about him. Sometimes he will even cut him self over a video game. He likes to make shitty YouTube videos were he usually tells some retarted stories with gameplay in the background. The gameplay is usually him sweating his balls off in a single player game becuase he sucks at all fps online games. He also looks like a twig becuase of how skinny he is. The people he calls "friends" call him twig and this leads him to get butt hurt and send a video of him cutting his wrist in a group chat. He is also ugly as fuck and can't get no bitches, but he is into the crusty ugly black chicks. So overall you don't want to be friends or even interact with a Jacob overman becuase he is a fucking faggot.
Don't talk to that kid he is such a jacob overman he is cutting his wrist over sonic adventures and becuase his friends called him a plastic bag.
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Jacob Quba has the smallest dick to ever exist, he is dumber then people with brown curly hair. And he just mad gay.
you are a Jacob Quba!
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Hype beast, owns 16 pairs of yeezies. looks like an egg (specifically humpty dumpty) Trash at videogames and spanish
That guy is such a jacob cornettet
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