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breaking the bank

A cockney slang for having a wank

"I caught my dad breaking the bank yesterday and it was awful"

by Green ladd January 31, 2023


Niggy Bank

A black piggy bank.
Made in Africa.

Flynn: How much money do you have in your niggy bank?
Roger: 69 cents.

by gregben September 19, 2023


Online Banking

Verb. The act of looking at internet porn and wanking.

“He’s not asleep, he’s online banking

“Don’t come in I’m online banking”

by LucaSmells August 12, 2024


Frobisher Food Bank Fakeout

A campaign tactic whereby a sitting Prime Minister, dropping fast in the polls, appears at a northern Food Bank to act as if he cares about Indigenous kids - despite taking Indigenous kids to court after being found to have violated their Human Rights by a Federal Human Rights Tribunal.

Liberal Aide: "Oh my God, I'm going to have to move back in with my mom, we're polling at 29%!"

Trudeau: "Don't worry, we're going to pull a Frobisher Food Bank Fakeout. They'll never know what hit them."

by Nuliayuk August 29, 2021


oversneeze bank account

A secret stash of facial-tissues dat you keep for emergencies.

During winter months, you should always maintain an oversneeze bank account to ensure dat other folks in your household don't "blow through" your entire supply, and dat you'll therefore still have some to use for your own copiously-draining nasal-works.

by QuacksO October 16, 2021


bank will open again next week

Bank will open again next week

Bank will open again next week

by Strowbyca March 15, 2024


I Shank Banks For You

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a I Shank Banks For You

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025