HEF Syndrome

The word; Head-egg-frying Syndrome, means somebody becoming so entirely pissed and annoyed that (in theory) you could toss an egg on top of their head and it would fry in a minute flat.

"I can't believe you did Jane man, we really had something dude, your such a dumbfuck!"
"Woah, cool your shit boy, I swear you've got some serious HEF Syndrome"

Lima Syndrome

GLaDOS

There are some complexes with the relationship between GLaDOS and Chell, including the Lima Syndrome. "You want your freedom? Take it. (That's what I'm counting on.)"

Airplane Syndrome

n. When you're reasonably isolated from the rest of society with a small group of people, you tend to find the most good-looking person there to be exaggeratedly hot, when actually they are probably average-looking. Desperation.

Comes from the ability to pick out the hottest person on a long airline flight, when you're thinking about the possibility of a crash landing and who you'd want to hook up with on the desert island.

1: "Yo I'm seriously crushing on that one chick in my mech. engineering class."
2: "Daamn son you've got airplane syndrome."
1: "Hell yeah, she's the only one out of the three that doesn't look too much like a dude. I'm in love."

Shepherd's Syndrome

A rare yet deleterious medical condition in which the sufferer is under severe stress due to trying to fit in with the flock (become popular) and as a result is unable to get one's sheep to the top of the mountain. Common in males ages 20-30.

Ron was so stressed trying to fit in with the lads that when he eventually got a girl home he got Shepherd's Syndrome and had to sleep alone.

Dinkleberg Syndrome

The point of paranoia that you blame your fucking neighbor for everything that happens to you.

Mr. Timmy's Dad suffers from the dreaded Dinkleberg Syndrome as his therapist keeps telling.

Zayin syndrome

noun
A physical appearence of a person with a huge head and a tall skinny body. He/she looks like a penis.

Bob keeps eating and growing but is only gaining width and weight in his head. I think he suffers from Zayin syndrome.

Clown Syndrome

Noun

Someone who suffers the disorder of Clown Syndrome always tries to be funny either by telling jokes or acting stupid. Some of these attempts succeed whilst the majority fails and creates an awkward atmosphere. One suffering from said disorder also thinks everything is funny and laughs at anything.

"Kid thinks he's funny, he's got clown syndrome or some shit bro"