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Used to describe a method of test taking. Synonymous with an essay test, blue book tests are preferred less often than Scantron testing, which are simply multiple choice bubble fill-in.
Advantages: Blue book testing allows one to insert valuable test material into its pages prior to the exam. Therefore, allowing the student to refer back to their "notes" during the test; a popular method among math and science majors in which equations and formulas must be remembered.
Disadvantages: Cheating on blue book exams are inferior to Scantron testing, since answers must be written in your own words, rather than simply copied from your neighbor and bubbled in.
Professor: "Don't forget to pick up a blue book before your exam!"
Student: "Great! Another blue book exam, now I have to copy my whole notes into the back pages before the test!"
Student 2: "Now I can't look at the guy's Scantron test in front of me!"
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Bentyl, a pill for irritable bowel syndrome; in large doses, can cause intoxication. So named because of the color of the pill. Bought and sold in prisons and used to get high.
When I was in the yard, I traded 1 Klonopin for 5 Blue Smurfs.
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When an erect penis cannot achieve orgasm; When a chick makes a guy horny without finishing the job
That hot chick, I met last night, got me so horny. Then she flat out left me. Talk about blue balls!
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Blue Lips : The female form of Blue Balls.
" Oh man, Jen sure is on a loooong dry streak! She must have Blue Lips by now.
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getting punched in the ballsack. Specifically aiming for the testicles, trying to avoid the dick.
Gangster:"Give him a blue bunny, so he won't forget his payment next time."
Schmuck:"YEEEEEEAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWW"
Gangster:"Seen a man die once before from it. Hey look! It's swelling!!"
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noun. Proof of infidelity
My sister won't believe her husbands cheats until she sees the blue dress.
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The blue color of a Skky Vodka Bottle
I need one of those cobalt blue bottles of Skky vodka.
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