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Used to describe a method of test taking. Synonymous with an essay test, blue book tests are preferred less often than Scantron testing, which are simply multiple choice bubble fill-in.
Advantages: Blue book testing allows one to insert valuable test material into its pages prior to the exam. Therefore, allowing the student to refer back to their "notes" during the test; a popular method among math and science majors in which equations and formulas must be remembered.
Disadvantages: Cheating on blue book exams are inferior to Scantron testing, since answers must be written in your own words, rather than simply copied from your neighbor and bubbled in.
Professor: "Don't forget to pick up a blue book before your exam!"
Student: "Great! Another blue book exam, now I have to copy my whole notes into the back pages before the test!"
Student 2: "Now I can't look at the guy's Scantron test in front of me!"
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Bentyl, a pill for irritable bowel syndrome; in large doses, can cause intoxication. So named because of the color of the pill. Bought and sold in prisons and used to get high.
When I was in the yard, I traded 1 Klonopin for 5 Blue Smurfs.
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When an erect penis cannot achieve orgasm; When a chick makes a guy horny without finishing the job
That hot chick, I met last night, got me so horny. Then she flat out left me. Talk about blue balls!
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Blue Lips : The female form of Blue Balls.
" Oh man, Jen sure is on a loooong dry streak! She must have Blue Lips by now.
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noun. Proof of infidelity
My sister won't believe her husbands cheats until she sees the blue dress.
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getting punched in the ballsack. Specifically aiming for the testicles, trying to avoid the dick.
Gangster:"Give him a blue bunny, so he won't forget his payment next time."
Schmuck:"YEEEEEEAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWW"
Gangster:"Seen a man die once before from it. Hey look! It's swelling!!"
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Cockney rhyming slang for internet shorthand 'tl;dr' meaning 'too long; didn't read'.
Used to tell someone to just summarize what they're saying, because you can't be arsed to to go through it all. Also used to denote such a summary.
Most notably, 'blue fawn' provides a means to convey 'tl;dr' in face-to-face conversation for comedic or ironic value.
As is common in Cockney rhyming slang, the slang term is not necessarily related to, or rhyming with, the original word, as it may represent multiple iterations of rhyme, synonym, or ironic interpretation.
In this case, 'blue fawn' is a synonym for 'teal deer' a possible pronunciation of 'tl;dr'
A: <unnecessarily long, overly verbose, meandering explanation of something with no point or end in sight>
B: Fucking 'ell man. Just give me the blue fawn of the matter will ya or we'll be 'ere all night!
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