A man who shaves his pubic hair.
baldie, smoothster, sausage without sauerkraut, mr smoothie,
Hey, pube dudes, we will meet tonight and shave .
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All dudes fit into one or more of these four categories: 1. Jerks, 2. Wimps, 3. Manwhores, and/or 4. Secretly Girls.
Girl #1: "Which of the dude categories do you think that guy over there fits into?"
Girl #2: "Manwhore. Definitely Manwhore."
Girl #1: "Yeah, that's what I thought."
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What a short older latino man says when his is complete disarray over the smallest and easiest to understand order from a direct supervisor or lead person or persons.
Boss: Chuck did you spell your name correct? Chuck: Come On Dude( With Surf Boarder Accent)
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The guys a girl thinks are her friends and she likes to hang out with but who are secretly waiting for their chance to move in and get beyond the friend zone or try to make the relationship more physical while pretending to only want to be friends.
Sarah always texts her dude train while we are out and it gets really uncomfortable having these guys hovering around her while I am trying to date her.
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An unusually cool D.P. Dough delivery guy
I almost gave him an extra $50 but the d.p. dude handed it back to me
we gave the d.p. dude a beer and he played thumper with us last night
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is simply a large unattractive black woman who enjoys smaller white boys/men. Typically smelly and repusive to look at.
queen latifa, most women with the name of jade, danyet, lateesha, lafonda, or anything related to that would be a half dude
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When 4 males (usually named David, Cameron, Chris, and Taylor) claim they are going to get dinner but instead they run train on each other.
Why are the boys taking so long???
...They're probably out on another dude run.
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