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National Ask Out your Crush before Christmas Day!!!
him:"will you go out with me before Christmas?"
Her:"ew no"
Him:"but it’s December 19"
Day in which your crush have to go to your house
Person: hey you have to go to my house
Crush:why?
Person:because it’s December 19
Today you have to fuck with your girlfriend while you're listening to 'La Vie en Rose' by Edith Piaf, because today is her birthday. The sex- session have to be very sensual and according to the rythm of the song.
hey, Martha, let's fuck slowly and gently, today it's december 19
“National ask your crush out “ they have to say yes
“Hey wanna go out with me”
I don’t like you like that
To bad it’s December 19th
National kiss your bestfriend day 😏🤣
“Guys it’s december 19 lets makeout😉”
“I’m down”
National Pop a titty on FaceTime Day
Get on FaceTime with your girlfriend or side chick and ask them to pop a titty
“Hey babe, can you pop a titty… It’s December 19
national support day. This means that tell someone, anyone! Even your enemy something nice and supportive quotes.
Person: hey you look good today
Enemy: what?
Person: it’s December 19!