A guy you are seriously dating during a pandemic, but do not plan to have a longterm relationship with post-pandemic.
My pandemic boyfriend IS my social bubble.
We get along really well, but he's got kind of an anger issue. Still, I don't know how I'd get through this quarantine without pandemic boyfriend.
A boy that you strictly talk to only on the weekends, who buys you drinks, and stays on your side at all times.
Her bar boyfriend was the eye candy, the one who stood next to her and bought her drinks that night
May 12th. The day where all you girls grabs your boyfriends little man
It’s national grab your boyfriends dick day
A person's other half, who only stays around as they are being paid a monthly rent to stay around
girl 1: why does she look so upset?
girl 2: she couldn't keep up the payments to her pay phone boyfriend
A boyfriend who confuses his girlfriend for his mummy.
“He’s acting like such a baby boyfriend.”
When a blondie steals your boyfriend after you broke up for 3 whole days.
"damn that little boyfriend stealer has been so annoying lately.
When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.
Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.