child bearing balls

a man with extra large fertile balls

do you have kids? cause man you have cild bearing balls.

i cant help the bulge in my pants...i have child bearing balls

related to a females hips...my you have wonderful child bearing hips

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slow child snail

A person that walks especially slow, usually on the way to a Starbucks, pet store, or local attraction. In order to be a slow child snail, one must be with a friend and/or younger brother/sister. Most slow child snail incidents occur on the same day as a sighting of a whole nerd of bad boys.

Lilli and Jebediah were walking like slow child snails

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Only Child Syndrome

The self-centered attitude and actions that a large percentage of people with no siblings make their calling card.

Lars: "Why does he think everyone needs to worship the ground he walks on?"
Marv: "Dude it's just only child syndrome."

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atlanta child murders

An unknown number of African-American children and young men murdered by a group of pedophiles including Wayne Williams. Wayne Williams likely used his role as talent scout and promoter to acquire victims for the group of pedophiles and murderers. Kidnapping, murder, pedophilia, forced prostitution and political corruption all combined to form one of the most disgusting cover-ups in American history. It has been stated that the cover-up was to prevent racial tensions due to some of the perpetrators being white. However, the cover-up probably has more to do with the protection of wealthy and prominent men (pedophiles) who were customers and/or associates of the human-traffickers and child-killers. Others speculate that the murders were part of an occult or racist conspiracy.

"Wayne Williams was solely responsible for the Atlanta Child Murders."

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california love child

the result of a child born to two hippie parents in california who werent technically married

She calls herself a california love child but her parents werent hippies. Lame.

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first child syndrome

The firstborn child may feel like they were the ones treated the worst because all of the other children were the baby's of the family. Sence the parents were still learning how to be parents they tend to discipline the firstborn more than the other children. But the firstborn is usually the most successful so the other siblings will always look up to them, and their parents usually are the proudest of their oldest.

The first always gets treated the worst.
First child syndrome is when the first child has things more difficult and the other syblings are the baby's and are spoiled.

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four legged child

Name used to talk about ownership of a dog or rabbit or pig or cat. (abort mission, it is not a four legged child).

'Hey, I'm a father of one four legged child.'

'Oh really? What happened to the child? So sorry...'

'Sorry for what? It's called Buddy and is a Labrador Retriever.'

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